Dead and Breakfast Dead and Breakfast
The ring on the finger was just the beginning.

Turns out hardly-boiled ace detective Nick Noir has rented a sailboat, The Lady Lovey Dove, for a romantic honeymoon cruise during hurricane season.

When a hurricane inevitably douses the romance, and the two lovebirds end up at the Jolly Rodger Bed and Breakfast, the only inn on an otherwise deserted island, the newlyweds find themselves mistaken for J. J. Hay, a ruthless tycoon, and his mother. The owner of the inn, Violet Van Leer, introduces Nick and Selma to the guests. There's Ozzie Hawkins, a U.S. Congressman, and his young wife, Dora; the great mystery writer, Zona Zou; a famous hypnotist, Madam Alma; a country singer, Patsy Robbins; and a homemaking guru, Emmie Bloom. Nick and Selma are at a loss for words, but against their better judgment, they decide to go along with the gag.

That is, until someone takes a shot at them. And then someone sends poison candy as a gift. And then they're knocked out and hung up in the walk-in freezer. Fortunately, they manage to thaw, but realize there are two bodies hanging up in the freezer: could they be the real J.J. Hay and his mother? Already dead?

Production Information

Show Dates/Times



March 08, 2018

7:00 PM

March 09, 2018

7:00 PM

March 10, 2018

7:00 PM

March 11, 2018

2:00 PM

Audition Information

Audition Dates/Times


Start Time

End Time

January 07, 2018

2:00 PM

6:00 PM

January 08, 2018

6:00 PM

9:00 PM

Auditions will be held on the 3rd floor of the Struther's Library Theater

Dead and Breakfast is a 13 person show, adult or high school male (4) and female (9) roles of varying ages.

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